Weed is like Jesus

After enjoying some fine herb, my friend and I were talking and personified the 3 big personal substances-tobacco, alcohol, and weed-this is what we came up with:

Tobacco is like a big fat white politician that can basically get away with murder cuz he has tons of money

Alcohol is like a super hot chick that everybody loves to spend the night with even though you know you’ll wake up sorry the next morning cuz she’s gonna screw you in more ways than one

And weed is like Jesus - quietly helping so many, easing so much suffering, and yet is publicly crucified for spreading hope.

Yeah.

My Boys

My Boys

M.L.K. Jr. hustlin

M.L.K. Jr. hustlin

Colonel Sanders, Hanging Out With Alice Cooper

Colonel Sanders, Hanging Out With Alice Cooper

Russian Apple ad. holy shit y doesn’t america have commercials like this. wicked hot russian in various states of undress. Plus bonus of bad ass dub step remix of Lily Allen

(via yakecoj)

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the woman who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you should smile.

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you 
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base? 

GENERAL REINWALD: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, 
archery, and shooting. 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it? 

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range. 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children? 

GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm. 

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you’re equipping them to become violent 
killers. 

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but  you’re not one, are you? 

Life is not a journey to the grave with intentions of arriving safely in a pretty well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming … Wow! What a ride!