Weed is like Jesus
After enjoying some fine herb, my friend and I were talking and personified the 3 big personal substances-tobacco, alcohol, and weed-this is what we came up with:
Tobacco is like a big fat white politician that can basically get away with murder cuz he has tons of money
Alcohol is like a super hot chick that everybody loves to spend the night with even though you know you’ll wake up sorry the next morning cuz she’s gonna screw you in more ways than one
And weed is like Jesus - quietly helping so many, easing so much suffering, and yet is publicly crucified for spreading hope.
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read his reply to the woman who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you should smile.
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you
going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL REINWALD: We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing,
archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don’t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL REINWALD: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you’re equipping them to become violent
GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?